(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.

I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

validation facial

when you spunk on somebody's face whilst validating their feelings and saying nice things about them. just a regular facial, but you validate the recipient as you do it.

Person 1: Hey look at that spa advert, it's showing something called a validation facial

Person 2: That's nice. Somebody tells you over and over that you're beautiful as they are spaffing all over your face... sounds like a wholesome experience

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facial exercises

See bukaki

This chick did all of her facial exercises

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White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion

My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.