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Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.

Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.

by krispycublet May 13, 2019


salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 June 3, 2011


Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.

Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.

by Mr. Dr. Sos March 7, 2012


facial 69

Simultaneous face licking between two people.

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.

by DizzzzzzyT July 8, 2022


Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.

"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"

by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021


Dumbo facial

When you pull someone large like an elephant and jizz on their face

Went round this big lasses house and gave her a dumbo facial, she was covered.

by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020


Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

by von groovy July 17, 2024