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Although you may read that White Sox fans are vulgar in their bashing of the Chicago Cubs and their fans, Chicago Cubs fans do the same thing. The only difference between Sox fans and Cub fans is that when Sox fans make fun of the other team and their fans, they know what they are talking about. Most Chicago Cub fans know nothing about baseball. Half of them can't name 3 players on the Cubs starting line-up. Most Cub fans will claim that the Sox suck even if they are in 1st, 3 games ahead of the second place team, while the cubs are in second to last only ahead of the Pirates. Cub fans often make fun of the Sox over things that make no sense and have nothing to do with baseball.
Cub Fan: Gosh, the Sox suck so bad this year. Cubs rock!!
Sox Fan: Hey, what's the Cubs first baseman's name again?
Cub Fan: I don't know.
Sox Fan: And what place are the Cubs in?
Cubs Fan: I don't know.
Sox Fan: Cub fans are so annoying.
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A homosexual man that flaunts his gayness
Man look at that homo, He is such a packers fan
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A whiny self-promoting over compensator "educated" at the University of Florida. Gators can be identified by their excrutiaing high-pitched whine, and the used-car-salesman like fervor with which they pimp their inferior institution.
"Dude, look at those Gators; you can tell they haven't had pussy since pussy had them."
"Christ, you can hear those gator fags whine from a full mile away. They haven't stopped since that inbred Spurrier broke up with them for the NFL."
"Male gator fans as a group have less cumulative dick length than a herd of 100 water-rats, but are substantailly more irritating."
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A person who will jizz instantly at the sight of Tom Brady
Timmy, an Average Patriots Fan, found his balls deflated, swelling his trousers with cum, only moments after Tom Brady appeared on the screen.
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When shit hits a fan, it causes a shit storm
Man today at work it was a shit fan
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The most annoying yet unfunniest creatures on the face on the earth.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA I SPAM HAHAHAHA I SAY N WORD AHAHAHHA IM FUNNI
Apandah fans are fucking gay
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A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.
I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
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