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Person: TECHNO, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT THIS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT?
Technoblade: i can tryhard any gaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
i can tryhard any game
A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”
I want to do everything to you and your family
“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
Boy: can I party with you?
Girl: Hell yeah!
Boy: you know what I mean?
Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh