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A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant
"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"
"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"
When you are unable to decide on something, or torn between 2 choices.
Bro 1: Man, I can't decide what to eat for dinner
Bro 2: I know bro, I'm so forked rn
Bro 1: I don't know what we are going to do
To use the bathroom in Someone’s mouth.
I really need to do deep forking
"WTF, WHERE'S THE FORK?"
WHERE ARE WE EATING TODAY?
HOW BAOUT MCDONALDS
When someone puts themselves in a situation where they are then accountable for something they initially didn’t intend to care for.
When sister in law drives on grass because they knew their brother in law doesn’t care for lawn and knows her brother in law doesn’t care, then brother in law gets mad because a car is on grass. “Fork in The Foot”
Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
To only take a small piece of food instead of a larger piece.
"Hey Dan, you want a slice of cake?" "Nah, let me just take a fork off."