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Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The giant baby worked at the DA's office. With her rattle in one hand and her bottle in the other hand, she would rattle the cages so that Batman wouldn't have to go it alone all the time. He was sick of doing everything.

by Solid Mantis April 8, 2021


Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.

by Solid Mantis April 8, 2021


Small Giant

This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.

He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.

He is big, but he is small.

The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.

Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(

Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.

by Chuujijen November 13, 2018


Giant Jenga

British slang for marijuana among teenagers, often used as a code word in front of adults & teachers to avoid detection.

Fin: Giant Jenga always makes a party more fun
Sander: Gotta get me some giant jenga for the barbeque hut
teacher: *chuckles unwittingly*

by fosdfoksmv February 9, 2017


Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022


The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020