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goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024


boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.

Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober

by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 01, 2024


Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023


Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023


Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

by Stinky Melodica October 18, 2017


Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 05, 2019


Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 27, 2020