Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!
It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained
Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now
When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.
Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober
Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.
An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.
The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.
*stolen, you illiterate goober
The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.
This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.