Schloober

sticky bodily fluids on you.

Schloober is when you cover your mouth to sneeze and then see the snot on your sleeve & airborne sneezes

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now