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The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.
"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."
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Grenade Monkey, or Grenade Whore, is a name that Gregg Oseen uses for most video games such as Halo 2. He has that name mostly because in Halo he knows all the grenade respond spots are.
"Grenade Monkey, Santa, Sir Gonzo, and Sgt. Waffle are the best Halo team in this town!"
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When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.
2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.
1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...
2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha
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After having sex the man removes his condom lights it on fire and slaps the woman in the face with it.
Dr. Gomez: Man, last night was awesome!
Janelle: Why?
Dr. Gomez: I gave my girl a Tijuana Frag Grenade last night and she almost puked!
The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.
"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"
An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.
After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"
Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"
Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"
Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
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