Helmets and Gloves

A Type of Friendly Fighting (usually held in hockey dressing rooms) where two people are given only hockey: helmets and gloves, they fight with shots mostly to the head

"Hey you guys should go Helmets and Gloves"
"You guys should lockerbox"

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Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

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Helmet Frost

The leftover sperm from sexual intercourse the night before on the end of the penis. (bellend)

Oh mate, Her old man came home, so I had to go before washing, So now I've got really bad helmet frost....

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Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

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brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

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bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

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helmet hair

when a girl gives a boy a nosh and she goes mad with it and her hair messes up.

Coming from hair and helmet of the penis.

OMG she gave him a nosh! we could tell as she had helmet hair!

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