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Stupid question

As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went straight back to work after fucking the retard. And that's jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?

Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of scheduling yourself for a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel. I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2023


Open question

A question that anyone can feel free to answer. Not directed at anyone.

Hym "And still the open question remains unanswered... I genuinely don't understand what you hope to achieve by doing this... Is there a point you're trying to make? If so, it is going straight over my head. It's like I'm waiting for a punchline and you just keep droning on and on... Oh, and the solution to that problem you're talking about would be: date a cuck and then schedule yourself and extracurricular shift at the old developmentally disabled group home and fuck a big dick retard in secret. Not that any of them were particularly competent but I think it still applies."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

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Open Question

I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.

Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023


questionable water

Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.

Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.

Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!

by blue_doobie June 9, 2023


The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021


Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023


Achilles question

A question that a person cannot answer honestly without revealing their true beliefs, intentions, or actions.

I asked my girlfriend an Achilles question about where she was over the weekend and she wouldn't answer me.

by Mantronikk May 6, 2010