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you: hey did she suck your dick?
me: yeah she gave me brain.
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What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.
Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!
Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?
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Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.
In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.
The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.
There is currently no known cures for the disorder.
SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.
This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
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someone who panic buys toilet roll hand sanitizer and flour. like come on others need toilet rolls are we just going to use a showerhead and drip dry
look at that stupid Corona Brain
An extremely smart person, one who typically plays the 4x game Stellaris.
“I’m so stellaris brain I can’t answer the question of why cheese smells so good”
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brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.
I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam
A condition caused by excessive hours spent writing computer code, characterized by the inability to think of anything else than lines of code. Often times those lines are in random order and make little to no sense.
Mostly affects programmers and computer science students, and usually makes it close to impossible to fall asleep.
Man, we've been up for 48 hours trying to finish this assignment -- I've got code brain so bad that if I close my eyes lines of code scroll by.