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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.
Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?
Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)
Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!
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What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?
Nine inches of spunking black cock.
Dirty bitch.
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The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.
"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.
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A phrase to make a online bully shut up.
Jean: lol you're probably only 12.
Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.
Jean:........
When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.
Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile
1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)
"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."
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