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Ur an iphone user?

by Syura- November 3, 2022


iPhone

An extremely expensive phone that gets resold over an over again for even more money. Everyone has an iPhone these days.

Costumer: How much for the new iPhone?
Worker : 1000 dollars please.
Costumer : Oh ok here you go..

by Readmydefinition September 11, 2022


Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022


iPhone

iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind

P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018


iPhone

when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it

Bro, last night me and my girl were bangin and i have her a iPhone

by idothisinschoolwiththeboys November 29, 2021


iPhone

The best thing ever waaaaaayy better than android

iPhone is better

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020


iPhone

Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.

iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum

by acewayx February 16, 2024