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n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.
"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.
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Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...
"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"
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the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second time in a row
Dude, i was fast jerking so much last night! The first time went by to fast.
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When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
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A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.
"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"
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A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.
All of those men are in a circle jerk.
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When a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center. Also known as C.J.
Hey, Bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?
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