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noun: a game played by fairies also known as AFL, or Australian Rules Football. This so-called “Australian” rules code is in fact completely ignored by more than half of Australia.
verb: the act of playing AFL. Typically, a game of AFL begins with grown men poking and prodding each other, then slapping a ball from the air. After this, a player takes possession and must kick or hand pass while avoiding another grown who is chasing him around the field. After he kick or hand passes, it is customary for a player to giggle like a schoolgirl; this can happen in a variety of pitches (frequencies) from “barely discernible to a cat” all the way to “just discernible to an infant human”; this is called a disposal. If the other team takes possession it is called a turnover, and they must then follow the same process. Following this, the process is repeated about 1000 times on each side. Teams score for getting the ball in between the posts and also for missing. The team with the highest score wins. Kick and giggle is televised on “Channel 7” and “FOX Footy” with most games occurring on a weekend and public holidays and some games occurring of an evening.
NOUN:
“I wonder what is on channel 7 today”
“It’s a weekend they have kick and giggle on all day”
VERB:
“I can kick and giggle”
“I didn’t know you liked AFL”
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A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.
Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.
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Another way to say to have sex and then get rid of the girl; such as Toot and Boot, Suck and Chuck, Tag it and Bag it and many other things
Nate decided to Stick it and Kick it with Amanda
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What we guys do to girls: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make her cry 4 for fun Ha Ha
Instead of flipping her the bird, he gave her a sharp kick in the vagina.
Are you going to shut your mouth or must I kick you so hard in the vagina that you'll get your period a month early?
Did you hear how high her voice was after he gave her that kick in the vagina?
Girls eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the vagina...Ha Ha
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Verb: To kick a person in similar fashion to the kick done by King Leonidus in 300.
How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.
Dirty Crimo bitch: Man, Bullet for My Valentine is so angy! You need to chill out, listen to some All Time Low, it sooo hot.
Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.
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A pair of shoes that are extremely attractive and/or are just sexy.
e.g. Nike Dunks, Reebok Pumps, Magenta High-top Reeboks, converse
Bro 1: Yo, bro those are some dank kicks
Bro with dank kicks gee, thanks brah!
"Heyyy guurrrll those kicks are dankkkk"
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ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years
an angry jew JEW KICKED hitler
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