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jewjitsu

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

by dannyfisch November 20, 2007

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jewjitsu

Very important jujitsu in the game Neratu b19 on the platform roblox *i'm serious this isn't a joke this is a jujutsi*

guy 1: bro i just got the jewjitsu
guy 2: cool bro i'm still levelin up for that christanitsu
thanks bro

by Dont use your real name bro October 27, 2018

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jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

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Jewjitsu

The art of finding jews in hidden locations

(Adold Hitler) Hey, I'm practicing Jewjitsu
(Joseph Stalin) That's very poggers

by ThisIsAJokeBruv949 May 1, 2021

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Jewjitsu

Jewjitsu : a martial art style that is extremely effective against the jewish community

Bro hitler was the first master of jewjitsu with over 6million confirmed kills

by Jewjitsuconesuer February 4, 2021

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