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A person whos face resembles a lizard or reptile;name used as an insult
John:Hey man, did you get any from that slutty girl Sam?
Bob:Why would I want something from that lizard face?
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When a man hooks up with a woman.
Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.
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A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez
OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back
1) It's a fun Friday night.
2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.
Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!
Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"
The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.
Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!
An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."
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