dark meat

A black woman or man's body. Usually referring to it in a sexual nature, and usually used when talking about his or her private parts, i.e. pussy or dick

Hey baby, do you want some of this dark meat?

John, do you like dark meat?

84👍 21👎

servin meat

to try to get some pleasure from a female

Cornelious : Tonight I think I'm gonna hit the town and try servin meat.

Shiloh: I hear alot of girls these days like the meat au jus.

Cornelious: Not tonight. It is time for the meat sauseege to be served on a platter.

21👍 3👎

meat garage

-The redneck white trash word for pussy aka snatch
-A place to park your vehicle (man meat)
-Sometimes the garage is locked and sometimes the garage is wide open

I got all up in that there meat garage.

24👍 4👎

Meat Trumpets

A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.

It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!

24👍 4👎

mower meat

Any type of small animal that can be easily killed by a lawn mower.

Pomeranians, chihuahuas, raccoons, skunks and opossums can easily be eaten by a lawn mower. This is like what happened in "Drowning Mona" when Peaches the dog is killed by a lawn mower. All above are considered mower meat.

86👍 22👎

Man Meat

A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.

I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.

67👍 16👎

meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

49👍 11👎