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you think you miss a person but really you are just missing the routine of being around the person you miss the feeling they gave you nor actually the person themselves and that is why we often make the mistake of going back to the same person only to find ourselves feeling more and more miserable..
someone- are you still #missing someone
you- nah.. i just miss the memories not the person
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Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Sorry miss Jackson she did the Nasty with you husband 😃
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An amazing person who is great with children. Usually a science teacher and all of her students love her.
"why are you so happy?"
"I just had science."
"and....?"
"We had Miss Simpson"
"that explains it"
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When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.
Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"
Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
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1. A transsexual or homosexual (and sometimes heterosexual, though this is a rarer case) female that dresses in men's clothing and dons an air of masculinity.
2. A synonym of drag king.
I nearly mistook that Miss Dandy over there for a man.
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A girl, or a woman who doesn't let herself go. Not on her work, not on her studies and not on her looks.
She thinks of her future and puts it into practice, so she'll be your boss, in the future. Rocks the hottest outfits even if they don't show too much skin, and is always watched but not always approached.
The type of girl you'll look at in the future and say damn... Should've walked up to her.
Ex: she was so quiet back then, she's miss boss now.
Ex: she was so quiet back then, she's miss boss now.
Look at that, I can't even call her shawty. Nah, that's Miss boss right there!
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1. A reminder that someone has failed to attend an event/notice an occurrence before it has passed by. Can either be used as a sympathetic reminder, a warning or for playfully or harmfully teasing someone, often used on one individual to defend/support another.
2. A statement made after someone has failed at a goal as sympathetic comfort or as playful or harmful teasing, often used on one individual to defend/support another.
(Victoria throws the ball as her parents watch the game from the stands. Megan swings her bat, but fails to hit the ball, so Emma catches it.) Victoria’s mom: Haha Megan! You missed it!
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