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Nicole Desmond is pretty much the most awesome person in the world. She speaks the language of llamas and will be king of the world some day. Even though she is a girl.
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1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka
It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses
It leads you to rape monkeys
Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football
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(1)The brains of the bunch
(2)The smarter half of a group
(3)Tho opposite of a paris hilton
Obviously, she's the nicole richie; she know not to videotape her sex life.
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the most amazing girl ever, she is perfect in every way possible and is loved dearly by everyone
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A beautiful girl. She is wanted by many and only gotten by few. She perfect, she is smart, knows how to love, nice boobs, nice ass,overall great body. However, she is usually a girl that you can never get.
OMG she is so hot and nice. Total Nicole.
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A ratlike, useless, nepotistic, socialite who is famous for her famous dad, and it's not even her real dad. Often admired because she isn't Paris Hilton. Famous for doing drugs and being dangerously underweight. Money is the only thing that defines her. She hires a stylist to dress her up, so she has no style to call her own. She uses her undeserved fame to have her elementarily-written "novel" get published within the course of a year. She is the poster child for anorexia/drug abuse and is a bad role model for girls who check out her magazine articles. The only thing Nicole Richie needs to grab attention, especially the paparazzi, is to be extremely skinny. Other than exist, she contributes nothing to society. Her uselessness makes her other useless buddy, actress Lindsay Lohan, seem like a humanitarian.
Nicole Richie needs to gain ten pounds.
Nicole Richie needs to go away.
Nicole Richie is my ~thinspiration~
I think Nicole Richie hates her body to make herself lose that much weight. She needs to be put out of her misery to truly be happy.
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She's a good swimmer, has a lot of friends, and drop dead beautiful. Nicole is that one friends who sticks with you till the end.
Woah, dude did you see hot HOT Nicole looks?
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