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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 6, 2022


Wet Coat

When your riding that peen and you have no traction. One may have an easy time slipping off.

"Oh, wow Maesha! Last night you were such a wet coat." Said Bradley to Maesha.

by Jack Denial October 30, 2021


glossy top coat

A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.

When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!

Abigail: Hey girl how's it gβ€” OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ο½‡ο½Œο½ο½“ο½“ο½™ top coat
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍

glossy top coat

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021


fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with β€œhe would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023


shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 1, 2011


shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.

Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.

by Koprky February 21, 2011


snow coat

White glossy moisture resistent coated paper folded in tje form of an envelope to wrap a consumer unit of cocaine like 1 gram.

After the blow is gone , first lick and then dispose of your snow coat in the waste bin

by Gaylord777 August 25, 2020