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When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.
Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).
Nice bug flush, dude.
A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.
Josh: Alright, what did you get?
All: *reveals cards*
Rekka: Flush House. I win.
Josh: Rekka wtf?
Mary: What are you trying to pull?
When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.
I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night
When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.
Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!
This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..
Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.