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S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

he lied because Karen took the kids

S(he) be(lie)ve(d) because Karen took the kids

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

by Akwa Ibom April 11, 2009

148๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.

To lie outrageously or brazenly

1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."

2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.

3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!

4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"

by Arta November 28, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


You aint got to lie to kick it

You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!

by Yasmin25 April 14, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lie on your back and think of england

face it, you're gonna get screwed.

when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.

by Kfifty July 1, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 21, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jus lie wam tom bot

Ebonic Phrase used to strongly agree with something

Dude 1: damn did u see that lady she was hot as fuck

Dude 2: hell yea jus lie wam tom bot

by 100lb.bald.dude July 20, 2009