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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"
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The epitome of toxic masculinity. The angular, masculine form of a well built man with broad, chiseled shoulders, that oozes testosterone. His tight waist accentuates his powerful physique, radiating raw sex appeal and captivating all who glance in his direction. Ladies young and old gravitate to it. Men far and wide envy it.
Candy: “Do you see that guy over there sporting the total yield sign build? Ugh”
Becky: “Thats my friend Dr. Jonah! Yield sign build? What do you mean?"
Candy: “Yeah you know, the upside down triangle look, the swimmer body shape, the yield sign build! You know it. I mean your boyfriend Andrew has it!”
Becky: “Oh yeah I love that. I think I just got pregnant.”
A scratch or small bruise on your body, arm, or leg from a corrugated plastic or cardboard yard sign; a small injury from work
While putting out the yard sale poster, I got a sign-bite when the corner nicked my arm.
slang for purging in relation to anorexic or bulimic behaviors
"ugh i have the urge to deepthroat peace sign again"
An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
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