Guy one: you heard of paris heights?
Guy two: nah who’s that?
*guy one brutally murder guy two
When a girl is giving head and getting fucked doggy style by 2 guys (Eiffel tower) while she simultaneously jerks off 2 other guys (skiing)
Yea,brennan,chris,josh and i took jenny skiing in Paris and now she cant sit or talk and has blisters on both her hands.
They are the DEFINITION of BEST FRIENDS!!! Are the most prettiest and most talented people you'll ever meet. They always love and support one another. And DEFINITELY never give up on each other. Even though they have ups and downs, they'll still care about each other. There FRIENDSHIP is STRONG, and there bond could never be broken. No others besties could top Paris&Kaila !!!
Person1- Have you seen Paris & Kaila?
Person2- No, have you?
Person1- Yes girl, every time I see them, they bring me bundles of joy.
Person2- I know right, they are #FRIENDSHIPGOALS
One of the finest sexiest most beautiful girls in the whole entire world if she’s in your life your truly blessed she’s flawless and perfect in every way
Paris Martin is like water after a blunt
Have a small dick. And is the biggist simp
Paris the name is a simp
White woman who is the daughter of the man who owns Hilton Hotels. She is a very rich socialite and is known for being racist, too. Paris Hilton is adored by many “y2k stans”, who claim to like the 2000s (as in the late ‘00s). Paris is also extremely: flat, white, and rich. Loves fake tans. Another thing Paris Hilton is famous for is for her beloved quote, “that’s hot”. Many fans love her for that quote, even though she said in an interview that her sister Nicky Hilton originally said the quote, but Paris already owns it. Many parodies of her famous “that’s hot” have been made over the years.
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💕 PARIS STAN | April 6, 2007
I LOVE Paris Hilton!!!!!! She is such a queen, we stan.
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🦄 NekkeManaj | April 8, 2011
oh no ma’am
this comment is not it #stannicki
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She’s rich, and she’s dumber than a bag of dry shit, thats all you need to know.
One who possesses a brain: that Paris Hilton, pfft she could fuck up a cup of coffee