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read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"
287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:
Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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Originally from "The Office"
Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.
Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."
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A place for horny hypixel forumers or people who simply want to have a conversation without being interrupted by 'cum' or 'sex' in the process.
You know at first you were kinda a Forum Sweats out of 10 but now you're a Forum Pets out of 10. Can I marry you?
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The worst game on roblox. It's riddled with microtransactions and constantly encourages large spending, and is full of little jimothey's begging for free huges or diamonds
Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard of pet simulator x?
Guy 2 : yeah, it's pretty bad
The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important
1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?
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A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.
Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.
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When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"
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