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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"
Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"
college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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marker used for boinking, big fat milky.
Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky
The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.
"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."
menace to society. he's also an advocate for equal rights for women. one of his favourite quotes is, "equal rights, equal fights".
got no game and no chicks either but has a good taste in music and makes banger playlists.
"i really appreciate your efforts and i recognise that you're trying your best, and for that i'm proud of you ping shuen." - no one ever
Ping it and Cling it is a variation of Ping it and Fling it in which the primary goal is to have sex with a target. But then the Cling it comes in where either they are attractive enough, the sex was good enough, or you end up liking them enough to want to keep them around.
Brian: Dude Janelle was supposed to be a ping it and Fling it but wow she also has a Pog collection, I’d like to Ping it and Cling it instead.
Dan: You two sound perfect for each other.
The somewhat common phenomenon where Brits (or "poms") bounce back and forth from living in Australia to the UK (may be repeated many times). Possibly caused by the perception that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I spent most of my 20s and 30s ping-pomming as I couldn't make my mind up where to live.