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The act of a woman giving a man head after eating Cheeto's which instantly turns his cock orange.
(Man 1) Dude, I just had the craziest night. (Man 2) Oh yeah?!?! Why are you in such a hurry to get in the shower. (Man 1) Sally blew me and now my dick is orange. (Man 2) She was eating Cheeto's before hand wasn't she? Good old Pumpkin Head. Almost as sweet as a Blumpkin!
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Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.
Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.
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The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.
Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!
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Michael Kylmasz, large man titties
Damn LunchBox, get your pumpkin tits out of my face...
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the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.
man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
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The stinky seeds and stringy stuff you find inside a pumpkin. It gets cleaned out with a big metal spoon, and flung at your little sister as you carve the pumpkin for Halloween.
Mom, tell her to stop throwing pumpkin pyuck at me cuz it's sticking to my hair!
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