rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.

I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.

skull ragged

Grabbing a fist full of someone's hair at the root and forcefully pulling it backwards, making them snap their head back.

He ran up behind and skull ragged his friend hard in the back of the head.

Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

Puck Ragging

Term used in hockey, specifically when playing Chel (NHL video game). Puck ragging or, ragging the puck, is a strategy which involves maintaining possession of the puck without attempting to score, as a deliberate tactic to run out the game clock.

Buddy went up 2 goals in the 3rd and started puck ragging the final 2 minutes.Game died on his stick.

Rag water

In ye olden days, they used to recycle spilled booze by soaking it up with a rag and squeezing it out into a vat. This disgusting concoction was resold to the local drunkards who couldn't pay for anything better and didn't give a damn what they poured down their throats so long as it got them good and drunk. In our civilized age, it usually refers to any nondescript low quality alcohol that straddles the line between barely drinkable and a health hazard.

"That poor bastard Jerry blew another paycheck on the track this week. He's hitting the rag water pretty hard tonight."