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The act of rolling down a long steep hill in the hopes of performing various acrobatics in the air, but usually resulting in injuring oneself. It is the US equivalent of England's Gloucestershire cheese tossing.
Clyde: Did you here? Clarence and Joe are in the emergency room for spinal and neck injuries!
Rodney: What, did they go redneck tossing down that mountain near cousin eddy's again?
Clyde: Yessir.
Rodney: Figures. Them two are good fer nuthin' hicks yehr me?
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A cheap domestic beer (originally a Pabst Blue Ribbon) that is ordered with a slice of lime.
Bartender: What can I get ya?
Don Strizzle: I'll have two Rednecks On Vacation.
Bartender: Super, what the fuck is a Redneck on Vacation?
Don Strizzle: two PBR's with lime
Bartender: OH, PBR with fruit; great idea. Two fifty, douche bag.
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wal-mart - That's where it started. The rednecks let the "wal-marts" come into their towns and destroy the local businesses and provide customers to factories in foreign countries that put local factories out of business.
"I'm goin' to the wal-marts store." That's how a lot of them say it and even write on their checks.
I just tell people I'm going to the redneck mecca because I despise them, which I rarely do anymore. And I once was a committed customer like all the other rednecks until one of their "manager trainees" told me it's against their "corporate policy" to hand out a single business card to another customer or one of their "associates".
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Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"
I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.
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A Jew who lives a lifestyle normally associated with Southerners.
A Jewish redneck drives to synagogue in a pickup truck.
Mike goes to synagogue on Saturday and deer hunting on Sunday. He's such a Jewish Redneck.
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The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.
He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."
"Thou shalt not turn right."
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A male from Southern New Jersey who somehow picked up a Deep Southern Accent and has a strange love for farm animals, Hunting, and Copenhagen. He also gets excited over Big Trucks and Big Woman.
We all know one of these!
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