Random
Source Code
Random
Ben Rogers is one lanky guy likes kids and always skips leg day
Ben Rogers is the guy
3👍 2👎
A lot of people don't know why Mister Rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. His mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on TV. The reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his Marine Corps tattoos. He was a Marine sniper par excellence during the Korean War, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. This is all true, it's public record, so if you don't believe me, look it up.
It's a good thing Mister Rogers is so nice - otherwise, he'd pick your sorry ass off at over 1000 meters...By the way, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) was also a Marine hero, in WWII on Guadacanal.
16👍 40👎
I was out of my head last night, man. I was Buck Rogers, believe.
8👍 17👎
a old fart, the kind that sits stagnant for a long time
My name is Roger Yang, and I loooove Jonathan!
5👍 9👎
Stuff a carrot in your girls mouth, then grab her by the ears and bang her in the ass.
U ever Roger Rabbited ur girl?
17👍 44👎
while in the act of anal sex in the moments prior to blowing his load the man punches the girl in the small of her back causing her anus to contract and thus providing and even tighter oraface for the man
That slut had a loose asshole so I gave her a jolly roger.
21👍 68👎
Roger Goodell is by far the worst commissioner the NFL has ever seen. Mr.Goodell is the reason the NFL is now called the NoFunLeague (even the NFL Network analyst have recognized)
Roger Goodell is a Patriots fan and suspends player for no reason and when their is reason he will suspend a player that made a big hit for 8 games but if someone killed a man he only has to pay a "large" fine of $12,390.01
Mr.Goodell rules are "for the saftey of players" and now players can only make slow slug like tackles and if a hit is too good or hard the player that made the hit is ejected
Roger Goodell hates the New Orleans Saints. He bans goal post dunking bc it cost $400 a year to repaint the goal post, and goal post dunking was former Saints tight end Jimmy Graham's celebration bc of his basketball background. (This rule was put into place while Jimmy Graham was part of the Saints)He suspends the Saints head coach for a yr ( the biggest suspension ever)and a couple players for 2,4,and 8 weeks for bounty(paying players to hurt opposing teams players)but the Patriots cheat their way into the SUPERBOWL and no worry they only pay a one million dollar fine.
Mr.Goodell is the perfect example of what not to do when you become commissioner
Roger Goodell gets booed onto the stage during the draft because nobody likes him except the Patriots fans in the back
11👍 28👎