Shock and Awe

1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.

"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"

"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"

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panty shock

When a college student brings his laundry home and his mother finds woman's undergarments in it.

"I went home and my mom got panty shock and gave me the don't-forget-to-use-a-condom speech."

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Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

bam shock dodge

The player who is dodging a thunder shock in the game Mario Kart. If a racer is using a bullet or star and the other racer used a thunder shock. The player must say: bam, shock dodge.

"But bam shock dodge again, Wauw im on fire. Total skill, this guy got nothing on me men"

toxic shock syndrome

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.

"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."

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shock rock

music categorized as to shock parents.

listeners are usually pre-teens to teens that thing themselves as goth but are not.

also nu-metal

a class of shock-rockers that has "taken" the goth look and made it trendy

marilyn manson, slipknot, murderdolls, korn

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topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."