Paki shop

Paki shop refers to a shop which is usually ran by someone with a Pakistani descent and sells packets of crisps hence 'paki'.

I went down the paki shop and they didn't have any salt and vinegar.

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Whack Shop

Means nut house, asylum, mental institution

JJ lost his mind and did a stint in the whack shop

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rock shop

Any house, ally, porch, etc. that one can obtain crack or meth rocks.

I get a damn speeding ticket for going to fast down this road, but they don't do a damn thing about that fucking rock shop across the street!

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shop out

To remove (edit out) part of an image using Photoshop or any image editing program.

Can you shop my ex out of this? ... or ... Shop out that trash in the background.

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Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.

You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!

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Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.

Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.

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Cry Shopping

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.

Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.

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