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Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 3, 2022

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herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 2, 2020


Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 6, 2023


Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.

She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020


Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.

She was in serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged down to the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin there.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020


Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.

She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020


Slurping Around

The act of sucking a multitude of dicks in quick succession.

Jake can’t stop himself from slurping around.

by Nifty-CYDE September 14, 2021