huf socks

Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.

"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"

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the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

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spirit sock

Noun. A sock that is used as a jizz recepticle when masterbating.

Dude, get your spirit sock off my bunk you homo.

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Bro Sock

A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.

Example 1:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...

Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

Example 2:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?

Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

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siberian sock

The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.

Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.

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bog sock

Euphemism; a codom, a rubber or french letter.

'ang on luv, if I'm to be pokin around down there I shall 'ave to slip on one of me bog socks!

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lucky sock

What most teenage boys use to masturbate

I just got done using my lucky sock, now ill use it again.

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