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after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.
Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.
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When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.
The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.
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A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.
“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”
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when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire
i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg
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The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity
My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times
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A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.
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Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.
Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?
I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.
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