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Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.
Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.
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A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.
Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.
What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.
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When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.
The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.
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when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire
i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg
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The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity
My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times
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Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.
Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?
I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.
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Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey
I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.
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