The mixture of feces and jagermiester that the body produces the morning after a night of doing shots of jagermiester. Add Red Bull to thin the mixture
Man, I brewed a mean batch of jager stew after doing those shots at karaoke last wednesday
Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.
Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"
Sam: "stewing"
Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.
When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.
Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.
Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.
“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”