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The oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweaters most commonly worn by stoners.
"Check out this bro, he's totally a stoner."
"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."
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A female who smokes weed;the new generation of hippies but wear tight jeans,bath,shave,have bangs,stunna shades;a female who smokes weed alot.
My girlfriend is a stoner girl.
"I heard shes a stoner girl now".
Shes just a simple stoner girl.
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One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.
Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill
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A small group of people who get together regularly to consume cannabis. Often members of this group are best friends, and are always able to put small conflicts aside to get together for a smoke.
Even when not partaking in consuming the holy herb, they often recognize eachother as friends or acquaintences. Often focus on growing closer to one another while smoking.
Members of a stoner circle may work or go to school together, and often go to other places together beside the place of smoking.
Always looking for more weed, but never for selfish purposes. Members of a stoner circle almost never smoke alone, because they realize that the "circle" part is just as important as the "stoner" part and that smoking is a social activity that is made more enjoyable when done together.
Often looked upon as being pot heads or lowlifes by other members of their respective society, but they themselves know that they enjoy their lives and that is all that matters.
Members of a circle live by certain rules and policies:
If one member of the circle has a bad high, the other members are obligated to calm him or her down and bring them back.
Members are permitted to trip eachother out, but only with permission.
Members must help one another in times of stoneliness need.
Hogging the smoking device is strictly forbidden. Enjoying the high of your friends in a circle is just as enjoyable as enjoying your own.
Sorry teacher I couldn't do my homework, I was with my stoner circle enjoying my life and getting to know myself and my friends, and I learned more and experienced more in 4 hours with my circle than I will in a year of school.
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Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners
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A journal of the random thoughts and ideas that come to you when you're high.
I read my stoner journal this morning from last night and I couldn't remember any of it.
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"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"
"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."
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