One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.
Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.
The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.
Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.
Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!
The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!