Talking to Jack

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels

Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight

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talking to callum

masturbating, its a codeword only the elitely sexy use, generally used around the midlands.

"Rosie was talking to callum for an hour last night"

"zav what are you doing?"
"erm talking to callum mum"

"callum what are those noises?"
"Im talking to callum mum!"

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talking slut

a girl who talks to a large amount of boys hoping to get a boyfriend but, never actually does anything that a slut would.

girl to random boy: hey!
boy: do I know you?
girl: yeah! well I know you.

boy: god she's such a talking slut

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talk nice

Hype me up on my outfit and compliment me on what I just did.

Julie: yoooo this jacket Burberry? Talk nice son!

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yell-talking

The act of talking at an abnormally loud volume without realizing it.

That chic and her friend were yell-talking so hard in Starbucks that the manager had to tell them to try inside voices.

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Girl Talk

Gregg Gillis (aka Girl Talk) is a not a DJ. He cuts up songs, stretches and loops beats, mixes samples of many different genres to create recontextualized and fresh songs. Call it mashup on ecstasy. Went to school for biomedical engineering, but quit in 2007 to focus on his music. The legality of said music is oft discussed, as he uses at least two dozen unauthorized samples per track. Gillis cites "fair use" as a legal defense for his sampling practices. He feels as though copyrights inhibit creativity. So far, there hasn't been a lawsuit. Girl Talk has released four albums and several EPs on Illegal Art. His latest, "Feed the Animals" uses over 300 samples and is critically acclaimed. Where else can you hear Salt 'N Pepa mixed with Nirvana? That's what I thought.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to the Culture Room tonight. I hear Girl Talk is playing.

Person 2: Yeah, he definitely puts on an insane show. What with all the improvised hyper-danceable beats, wild dancing, and mixing with the crowd. Perhaps he'll remove his shirt as well?

Person 1: We'll see 'bout that! It'll be sick!

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fake talk

the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be substituted for the word "bull shit"

Teacher: You have a three page essay to right.
Student: Nah, that's fake talk.

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