A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.
Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head
SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence
SPANNING SOUND
Thanos: AHHH
single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection
Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"
When you put your thumb in a girl's vagina and your middle finger in her asshole and then snap your fingers.
I just gave that girl a Thanos last night
Thanos a character that fortnite made and later got used by marvel for the film infinity war
Thanos