Crab Game

The coolest game in the history of cool games

Crab game is so fun! I love hearing 10 year old kids screaming in my ears!

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Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

Crab cakes are disgusting.

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Crab Spin

Throwing a dead prostitute (beaten to death) into a body of water smaller than a river. See Lobster Toss. May involve Shere Khan from Talespin.

The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Woooooo!
Steven Tyler: Whoa, this is some fucked up peyote!
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Can I use your outhouse?
Steven Tyler: Sorry, man. Did a little Crab Spin in there earlier.
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Shit, where am I gonna toss my bitch?
Both: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Steven Tyler: How would you like to give the lead singer of Aerosmith a handjob?

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half crab

Submission wrestling move on the WWE

OMG, Booker T made DDP tap out with the half crab

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Crab-shit

1.)A crab shit is when you have to take a mean shit and you have to mount the toilet and put you whole body on top of the toilet seat in a back-wards crab position.

billy: hey alex
alex: ya?
billy: why is there footprints on my toilet seat?
alex: oh i was just taking a crab-shit why?
billy: ok well theres poop on the seat to...
alex: ya i sliped

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tracker crabs

Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.

Man, I need a shower, those tracker crabs got shit all over me.

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fiddler crab

The fiddler crab is an extension of the shocker. Once you are successfully in the shocker position, quickly move your thumb up and down on the woman's clit to help stimulate the sexual experience.

Give her the shocker and make her cum with the fiddler crab!

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