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Evil penguins that wish to take over the world.
"OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!"
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:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
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Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.
yeah.. don't do it.
ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what I do wrong?
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this sexual act is performed by the male, and it is when he is on the side of a swimming pool or at the beach... so he inserts his feet into two girls vaginas and then proceeds to "plunge" into the water and uses the girls as flippers to propel himself through the water like a penguin.
i saw these two hot cunts laying out at the beach so i jammed my feet into their pussies and did the penguin plunge right into the ocean.
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The act of performing oral sex on a man with an ice cube in your mouth and a vibrator against your cheek to imitate the cold and pecking sensation of a penguin's beak.
"Bro, I got got some mad penguin head last night." -Man 1
"Dude, that's wicked chill!" -Man 2
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A sort of stunning blow to the body, especially the facial ares, that is brought on by use of slap-like hand movement.
Usually occurs when you try to corner an angry penguin.
It's roots in the English language relate back to the Emperor Penguin, the flightless bird with viscous flipper strength .
The novice tmer couldn't take the level 55 penguin becasue he had mastered the penguin slap
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Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.
"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"
"Teehee!"
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