slice of your cake

a metaphor when i girl wants you

hey lewis that girls looking at you
oh yeah shes well fit
she wants a slice of your cake

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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

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The Slicing Lizard

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once

Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen

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Cake Slice

-noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.

For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.

Ere go, a Cake Slice.

"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."

"Oh?"

"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."

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Digi Slices

A pizzeria in a terrible location in Mineola, next to a rehab, where the addicts come from to smoke cigarettes together in front of the pizzeria entrance. There are tremendous rats in the alley out back, and the basement is flooded with sewage. There is no parking and if you do get a spot you will need to pay the parking meter. The owner is a fat two-faced fake backstabbing scumbag who smiles in everyone's face and pretends to want to help people but only cares about himself, his pockets, and his social media page. This place will not exist by April of 2023.

I walked by Digi Slices but couldn't get in the door because of all the rats and dope fiends smoking bogies.

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home sliced orange

a word used by white people who are writing in their Oregon Trail Diary to write about their friends

Wutup my home sliced orange?

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The Orange Slice Slidder

The act of taking an orange and creating a tunnel for your penis to fit, and having intercourse with it.

Greg: What did you do last night?

Don: I did the orange slice slidder!