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eastern kentucky grandma

A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.

That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!

by granny343 May 27, 2011

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.

"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Happy Birthday, Grandma!

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.

1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

by LunarlightChronicles February 16, 2008

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Grandmas Ass Cheeks

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!

Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!

by The_Nigga_JB June 8, 2012

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.

"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

by SexEd.com July 7, 2008

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting β€œgrandmas muffins” over and over.

β€œHey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
β€œYou bet your ass I would!”
β€œI would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 23, 2020


grandma saggy ass

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels

I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch

by Balenciaga1000000060i23548q98h March 21, 2019