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The worse team in the AFC East. Better known as the doormats of the NFL.
Look at those New York Jets wasting another 1st round pick.
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head nurse with a fast bed pan.
Head nurse keeps her Jet Pan aka ( super bedpan )near me.
Because I pooped all over the room dookey everywhere!
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Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.
Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.
Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.
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The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.
If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.
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By analogy with Jumbo Jet, a large unwieldy plane with a dozen (or so) passengers per row, bathrooms and aisles that look like war zones, endless boarding, deplaning, food, and clean-up services, irritable flight attendants and elbow-fighting passengers.
How was your flight? Typical jungle jet - kids crying, attendants screaming, no one got any sleep.
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7:47 on digital clock, as in Boeing 747 jumbo jet aeroplane
It's 7:47, that's jumbo jet time!
Calm down , relax ,take it easy..
Bitch ,cool your jets or I’ll slap ya.