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engaging in sexual activity, to fuck bitches
History: in general conversation about going out and wanting to fuck bitches, you may abbreviate into FB, which is very similar to the the popular social network Facebook.
Facebooking is the only reason I'm going out to the club tonight
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This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."
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=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."
Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.
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The act of having at least 5 friends add a random person on facebook. Once the victim has been added, you continue to like ALL pictures, statuses, wall posts, and whatever else you can get your mouse to before you are removed by the user.
If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!
Ayo, lets all add this bitch and facebook gangbang the shit out of her.
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Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.
Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"
David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."
Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
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Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.
Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
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