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The beverage you drink prior to selective sports competition in order to relax and focus.
Bob shot horrible on the front 9, but after 2 cans of aiming oil, he had 2 birdies on the back 9.
This sexual act involves a blumpkin, or any variation there of, where the receiver of the blowjob is simultaneously chewing tobacco and spitting it freely.
This chick was so nasty last night, she let me oil derrick in her hair.
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1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug
2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.
Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.
Person 1: What did I say?
Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.
Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.
"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.
Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?
Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."
Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"
Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
Oral sex on a man with salsa as lubricant. The spicier the better.
"I want a tijuana oil job" from Miss February
The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.
Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"