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A troll who logs onto a blog, posts a couple of zingers and then exits, all in less than 60 seconds. The digital equivalent of a drive-by shooting.
With all the flame wars that are raging, this blog has been hit by a lot of drive-by trolls recently.
A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.
UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
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Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
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Widely considered one of the worst movies of all time. It has recently gained a cult following due to its rediculous dialogue, terrible directing, awfull acting, and ludicrous plot. It involves a family that vacations in the small town of Nilbog(it's goblin spelled backwards!!). They soon discover that the townspeople are really vegitarian goblins who try to trick people into eating food that turns them to vegitables. It is hillarious in the fact that it tries to be scary and serious only to fail miserably. Best enjoyed with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Troll 2 yet?
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
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A troll who criticizes/mocks the dated graphics of older video games, regardless of whether the gameplay has stood the test of time.
They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
Graphics Troll:
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
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Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties
Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma
UD Troll:
Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Just a few examples:
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
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