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A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.
Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.
“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.
A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
When you have at least 150,000 followers and you stop following people at 320
150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity
ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
When you go to the mall and people say hey i seen you on twitter omg your total "Twitter Fame"
You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.
"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!